Prepare to have your childhood tarnished!
A new theory about the beloved kids show Postman Pat has spread across the internet and we really can't handle it.
The show has been on air since 1981 and one Twitter user has decided to just warp our minds with some NSFW information about our favourite country postman.
Dinneen Dictionary posted a tweet overnight highlighting the fact that Postman Pat is the only red-headed character in his hometown of Greendale.
In the show, Pat only has one child but various children in the local school are red-headed also.
So, maybe Pat isn't the only redhead in town?
Dinneen Dictionary was quick to trump those who didn't believe his theory by pointing out that Jeff Pringle's son is redheaded, but Jeff himself is blonde.
This is Jeff Pringle and his son Charlie.— Dinneen Dictionary📘 (@AnDuinnineach) December 31, 2016
OPEN YOUR GODDAMN EYES JEFF. pic.twitter.com/BeUn3vHUcd
And apparently, Pat just ain't too concerned about any of it.
And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly ... pic.twitter.com/p3mDUpuD9q— Dinneen Dictionary📘 (@AnDuinnineach) January 2, 2017
Do you believe the theory?
Has your childhood been broken into a thousand little pieces like ours?