We were all surprised when Mariah Carey & James Packer became a couple. We were all surprised when said couple called it quits.
But never have we been more surprised than by the insanely crazy and overboard prenups that would have eventuated should wedding bells have run and the two walked their million dollar selves down the aisle...
James and Mariah's prenuptial agreement has been leaked by a member of staff, who we are sure will soon be a former member of staff, and we cannot believe our eyes at what we have read.
The document was drawn up by Packer exec. Robert Rankin and was leaked to the TMZ gossip crew and henceforth to the world stage. According to the document, James was prepared to fork out a whopping $6 million to Mariah for every year they were married, up to a sum total of $30 million should they split.
"James will pay Mariah, and Mariah shall accept, $6 million dollars per year for each full year of marriage, up to a maximum or $30 million... adjusted pro-rata on a weekly basis [$151, 385 per week]."
That's not it, though.
"James shall provide the use of one private aircraft, of his selection, for Mariah's personal use, or that of her children and nannies only when James, in his sole discretion, determines it is appropriate to do so."
The next provision might just take the freakin' cake, because any gift that was given to Mariah would only be hers under strict terms.
"... no item of jewelry and/or personal adornment costing over $250,000 will be deemed a gift unless accompanied by, or promptly followed by, a writing specifically stating 'This is my gift to you'."
Imagine if someone gave us a gift, but didn't use the proper language to say it was our gift, and then took it from us.
We'd be telling them...
There were also endless other terms which our hearts just can't handle today.
We have our fingers and limbs crossed for all of you to live out happy and fulfilling relationships with the one special someone you call your partner.