5 Ways Katy Perry Could Have Cut Off Her Parachute In Her New Film Clip

2016-08-05 01:09:41Z
Justin Hill
Justin Hill

I’m Scoopla’s red carpet reporter and have interviewed everyone from Angelina Jolie to Katy Perry (who fiddled with my bow tie!). My life motto is ‘dress like it’s the red carpet… not the supermarket’.

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We love us some Katy Perry.

We also love her new song 'Rise'.

But after watching the film clip, we can't help but think she missed MULTIPLE opportunities to cut herself free of that BLOODY PARACHUTE.

Please see below.

The struggle is real

Find something sharp in that big old shed you're in

Look for a sharp rock. Apply elbow grease.

Call Orlando on his paddleboard. Oh wait. No pockets.

Fashion a sharp tool from one of your MULTIPLE piercings

Just undo it

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