Posted: 9 December, 2013
The Car Ad Of The Century
"Hi there, I'm the Mazda 3 Neo Hatch... and I want you inside me."
It's the most suggestive car ad we've ever seen. One 'Fifty Shades' fan has taken their love for the sauciest book of the decade, and transformed it into an ad to sell his car.
"I want you to push and pull my stick, that's what it's there for, being a manual is so much more fun for me.. through all. six. gears! No grinding though, I'm classy.. did I mention I have a 7th gear?.. oh yeah.. reverse me…"
But of course the best line out of this manuscript of genius is about how spacious the boot of this humble Mazda3 is -
"Got something big to put in me? I'm a hatch.. my booty's so big I should be in a Kanye West music video.. (Who's Kim Kardashian anyway...) Got something bigger? Slide my back seats down and let me take it all.."
Now that your computer monitor is all fogged up, you can continue this love affair over at CarSales, (we'll be waiting for the book to hit shelves…)